I had to delete the spam, but there was a "comment" in the mini-blog from 'male rectal exam'.

Learned today that phone menus don't work whatsoever if you have the button tone sounds turned off on a cell phone.

Also I was trying to call WAMU because I locked up my online banking account by not remembering my user name. I had to use the '0' option for not having my account number (I was calling from my parked car), then the hold message asked me to please have my account number ready. I gave up for the day.

Andrew just gives me his 'I don't know how to answer that so I won't' look but I still want to know... What's the difference between low self-esteem, and just knowing something's true?

I'm excited, just saw my first pair of 'truck nuts' on a real truck.

There is a long tape measure hovering outside my office window—I can't see who it's attached to.