"How do you sex a tennis ball?"

This doesn't fall under the funny category, I just thought it was a good quote:

"The only person it will matter to is someone else"

I was reading a link from Zannah's site over the weekend about Murphy's Law, including Murphy's Law of Buses.

Today, I leave early, but still catch the same bus I get when I'm running late... with a longer wait. Then, I get on a bus that's already there for me in the bus tunnel—and sit—for at least 20 minutes, moving forward once into the tunnel itself. I don't need to point out, I was quite late for work.

Mondays, ick.

I'm doing obscene things to origami cranes.

"It was nice to see a sparkle in you eyes today."
A sparkle? That must be the look I get after sleeping in my contacts after a late night at the club and not enough sleep. But I didn't wear any sparkles... hmmmmmmm........

I wish I could have hair the same color as the hair dye itself.

My devil duck has been named—Dave.

My beanie baby bat asked to go to work with me today. I'm surprised how many bat lovers there are too!

"I'm telling you, I get bat-head so easily. Wear a bat for two minutes and...."

I have a placeholder here that says, "something else i forgot".

Paul tells me today that I should be different, and wear all white. He of course doesn't understand that wearing all black *is* different, for me, and I *do* something different—I wear kitty ears! It's not my fault everyone copies me now ;)

Still, he says, people will just say "There goes another goth in all black."

"Well I'm the only one around here!", I point out, and he has to agree with that.

So he asks about around my friends, where I remind him that around my friends I'm not a real goth.

I enjoy being the company freak.

Random thought of the day, walking out of Paper Zone, "I am a paper whore."

It was dangerous for me to realize that store is within after-work walking distance. And they have *metallic* paper, not just shiny, but *looks* like metal!

*boinginess*

VNV pics!!

"If you were a guy I'd ask you out" – Karla commenting on my shoe size

All I have to do is think about dying my hair and people will notice it looking different.

Why do so many of my AIM conversations start out with the other person saying they're drunk?

In fact, I've wondered since I was on AOL (long long ago....) why so many people seem to like to get drunk and go online.

I forgot what I was going to say.

Yay. Go me.

Here, have a link.

I think skipping breakfast is making me want all kinds of breakfast foods for dinner.

Izzbot: I am a sex goddess

The day I stop obsessively checking my alarm clock, I don't realize it was reset over the weekend.

Linked as requested—Robert's store, Edge of the Circle Books

Styrdyst: you have a sewing machine?
branchstudios: of course! all boys that want to be girls should have one

Selina: Is it sacrilegious to throw away things from Griffen's class?