"We've all experienced trouble creating huge Flash animations of 3D, cell-shaded, naked, bald French chicks! Well not the folks at Melon Dezign. This is a seriously HUGE but serious AWESOME piece of animation and funky music too"

Wednesday is mega-free-ice-cream day. Ben & Jerry's Free Cone Day noon–10pm, Broadway Baskin Robbins free cone evening, 6–10pm.

Forgot to sharpen our elbows before the Covenant show...

Andrew: "Before you think this is weird, I've seen Izzy do the same thing."

What kind of logic is that??

I have never used a cantaloupe in self-defense.

Oooh, I'd really love to be playing the X-Files DVD on my computer, while learning Javascript on a laptop on my bed.....

I'm really wishing I had a laptop.... Right now I could either be sitting at my computer learning Javascript (productive), or laying on my bed reading (comfy).

So the "interchangeable boobs" topic came up again last night. I decided I'd go simple: the everyday pair, and the strapless dress pair.

Bra with a built-in gun holster

The 'Library For Sex-Positive Culture' stamp washed off my arm pretty quickly, unlike the Vogue stamps which are on a continuous cycle if I go all three nights of the week.

More anti-abortion scariness... Did I mention they'll sue Girl Scouts?

I'm being lazy about posting. No one's reading this anyway...

I think there are more things that sound good to eat in my bathroom than in the kitchen. My raspberry almond body scrub sounds exceptionally good.

Interesting page I was reading today, People of the Sideshow

What is strange is having my name known at the SBC.

After being naked in a room full of people, taking my shirt off at the Vogue is nothing.

I'm stealing this link from /usr/bin/girl, but it's got the strangest headline I've seen – Canada too reliant on U.S. sperm, critics say

Andrew's response: ah, I see... Canadian men are just too busy putting their sperm to good use, rather than saving it for later

My fortune cookie yet again says, "Ignorance never settles a question." I have two left, sitting out overnight to get to that stale, bend them open without breaking point. I dunno why but I like them that way. Good breakfast...

I've gotten many strange and interesting links today for some reason.

Some Domain-Name Cases Just Aren't Worth Fighting Over

A... strange.. Brittney Spears flash movie

Deconstructing Wonder Woman, followed by, some homoeroticism in Batman

Advertisers Target Fortune Cookies.

No More Exploding Cows in the Alps
and, Obliterating Animal Carcasses With Explosives

Hi-tech toilet caught on camera – ???

Dead slug was no treat for horrified snackers

My fortune cookies really, really want you to know, "Ignorance never settles a question."

Played Black & White until 5am, had to be up at 8.. gods don't need sleep do they?

I got a five dollar bill with a www.wheresgeorge.com stamp on it, but no history :(

"Yes, we want to sell you our finest crap." Yes, this is a real site—zoodoo.com.

My dad has no sense of humor. I told him to bring Einstein (Q-Boy) to visit...

The Definitive Penis Size Survey (not work safe)

I just got two emails from Justatip.com:

Stari@drizzle.com, someone has asked us to tell you that you are bad at video games. Please do not be offended. Just a Tip is only trying to help.

Here is what the person sending this tip said about your playing:

You are especially bad at Bubble Bobble.
It appears that you cannot do the power slide.
This problem is compounded by you complaining that others in the game cheated.

Stari@drizzle.com, someone has asked us to tell you that you have a large penis. Congratulations! Just a Tip is happy to compliment you.

Here is what the person sending this tip said about your large penis:

Apparently, your penis is 9-10 inches long.
Additionally, your penis is thick and you have large balls.

Everyone's who's not in SeaTac this weekend (I'm guessing that'll be a whole two of you) has to come help me use this Easter egg coloring kit my mom sent me two years ago. I'll offer Dove truffle eggs and cinnamon toast as an incentive. And an egg slicer.

It's nice to see a real rainstorm in Seattle. Do I still look touristy using my umbrella when it's pouring rain?

Styrdyst i swamped my own people again
I Minxie I well stop doing that
Styrdyst i'm god, i can do whatever i want
I Minxie I "see 'asshole, bored'"

Do I have to start quoting random things from the page for you to realize?

Random Bar Joke Generator, 'Okay, so a guy walks into a bar. A drunk tosses back a gin and tonic and says "I'm sorry, I couldn't help noticing. Aren't you a guy"?'
More Satanic Symbols, 'All rock and roll is Satanic (except of course for the group AC/DC, which stands for "Altruistic Christians/Doing Charity")'
C.Y.B.O.R.G., 'Names must be at least two letters long. Pretty strange from a guy calling himself "L.", but there you go.'
Everything I Need To Know I Learned From My Cat, Display your anus as much as possible. Everyone loves looking at your anus.
Ratings: Utensils, Melon Ballers   The term "melon baller" is precisely the sort of thing that sends seventh-graders into peals—or perhaps paroxysms—of laughter. In hopes that any easily-amused adolescents reading this will at least learn the proper names for things, I will instead refer to them as "breast testiclers." Now, the important thing when making breast testicles is that they be perfectly round. Nobody likes a lopsided testicle in their fruit salad. However, as long as you select a high-quality breast testicler—and a high-quality breast—you should be just fine. B

I've told you about this site before. You just don't listen. It's hilarious. Really.

I was playing with Brunching Shuttlecock's domain name generator which gives you unregistered domain names that would be worth thousands of dollars, if anyone was stupid enough to pay for them. It gave me idigitalstari.com, which I think I like....

Pete: All your Ramen are belong to us.

Andrew: I have no flaws. Do you know how expensive flaws are to maintain?

I finally bothered to put in my contacts today, so it'd better rain to make up for all those rain-spotted glasses Seattle days.

I first found out about this web site, Where's George? over a year ago, when my dad gave me a dollar bill with a Where's George? stamp to spend in Seattle. Go check it out.

I got a devil duck!

I'm officially a goth chick now. A drunk girl Russian in Mississippi told me so.

She also said I suck at it, which doesn't surprise me since I never thought I was completely qualified anyway.

More happy-clicker spam:

Hello,

I am writing you about happy-clicker.com and would appreciate discussing some ideas I had about building your website.

Our development team is focusing on websites that are functional with effective navigation, while customizing the brand look and feel desired by our clients, and I thought this concept would interest you.

My team of developers have completed a modular website system that has significantly lowered the cost of websites that utilize databases. I'm quite anxious to demonstrate this software with happy-clicker.com, and I would like to talk to you or your webmaster.

It is reasonable to say that, for most businesses, a $15,000 website will now cost $499 to set-up and $49 per month for module updates and hosting.

blah blah money blah

It's a good thing I'm not trying to meet people online. These profiles don't do a thing for me. And of course all the guys are Tall, Blond, and Good In Bed.

"not that much. good looking, sexaholic, strait male. looking for a female, any female..."

"Because of popular demand if you want to see how sexy I am, I will send my pics via email. If you want to see my bad ass truck do the same."

"Bored. Looking for harmless drug/alcohol induced antics."

Of course I don't know how I'd react to people whose life stories involve "I dance. I play games. I flirt. I flirt a lot. Then I dance more." or "I'm not dead yet." without prior knowledge... Though someone who describes themselves as "boingy" would probably be love at first sight.

Hmm... or else I'd have to hunt them down for stealing my word. ;)

I want some good, non-high fructose corn syrup, iced tea.

Selina just showed me the book, The Complete Idiots Guide to Being Psychic

Selina: I mewed at Andrew today
me: Did he mew back?
Selina: He mewed back, and then I said, "merrow?" He said "yep", I don't think he realized I was asking how his day was.

First I dream X-Files plots, and now Stephen King...

pez!

bikepoet: you should be a professional confuser...

New at Pete's

Dehydrated Water
75 cents

Great for hikers

A hand-written sign next to some empty plastic containers.

Misha had sort of a shocked look when I walked out of my room a bit ago. My best guess is seeing me walk out alone today.

Silver computer:

Izzbot: yummy
Izzbot: I feel like peeling off the wrapping and eating it

My computer's all clean on the inside (reformatted) and silver on the outside. Yay!